Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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