Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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