I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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