How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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