We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
A+ Viking dick
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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