I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
