You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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