Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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