I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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