yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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