Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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