This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
