I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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