I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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