guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
