HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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