I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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