And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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