No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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