She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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