Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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