She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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