And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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