Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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