I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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