No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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