Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
In America we eat man semen.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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