question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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