My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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