FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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