We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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