Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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