I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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