I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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