ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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