haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
