Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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