my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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