I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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