Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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