People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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