does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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