Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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