I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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