i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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