so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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