what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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