Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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