tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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