Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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