Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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