Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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