At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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